Rule of Two

Q: When does two minutes feel like two hours?
A: When your kids are lost in a public place?
Q: When does two hours feel like two days?
A: When you are waiting for an important phone call.
Q: When does two days feel like two weeks?
A: When your spouse is out of town.
Q: When does two weeks feel like two months?
A: When you're in the hospital or restricted from activity.
Q: When does two months feel like two years?
A: When you are in Russia.
Q: When does two years feel like two lifetimes?
A: College



